Friday, 19 May 2017

Best Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes

Best Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes

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Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand. Most people listen with the intent to reply.
The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else's highlight reel.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
I don't count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting. That is when I start counting, because then it really counts. That's what makes you a champion.
If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If broken by an inside force, life begins. Great things always begin from the inside.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
No one is busy in this world. It's all about priorities.
No one can hurt you without your permission.
Never complain about what your parents couldn't give you. It was probably all they had.
 Death ends a life, not a relationship.
It is better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why it's called a present.
If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.

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Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
You alone are the judge of your worth and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks.
When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
Expect the best, Prepare for the worst.
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.
If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
Self-trust is the first secret of success.
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Success is not a destination, but the road that you're on. Being successful means that you're working hard and walking your walk every day. You can only live your dream by working hard towards it. That's living your dream.
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is a strength.
All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me.... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.
I like criticism. It makes you strong.

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There are better starters than me but I’m a strong finisher.
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
Make up your mind that no matter what comes your way, no matter how difficult, no matter how unfair, you will do more than simply survive. You will thrive in spite of it.
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
Be very strong... be very methodical in your life if you want to be a champion.
I know that life is a journey I must accept and that pain and confusion are temporary. I know that if I follow my heart, it will lead me where I belong.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
A long life is a life well spent.
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life -- It goes on.
Meeting each other and leaving each other. Leaving and meeting. That's what life is!
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Life is dangerous. That's what makes it interesting..
When life looks like it's falling apart, it may just be falling in place.
A man's life is like a well, not like a snake--it should be measured by its depth, not by its length.
Life is a struggle, be patient this will pass.

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life quotes - best quotes

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
Life is a wheel, and if you wait long enough, it always comes back around to where it started.
Some people fake their death, I'm faking my life.
Life has possibilities; death has none. 
If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!
You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of.
Learning is the beginning of wealth. Learning is the beginning of health. Learning is the beginning of spirituality. Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins.
Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.
The more you know the less you need to say.
You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become.
It doesn't matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What matters most is getting off. You cannot make progress without making decisions.
Whatever good things we build end up building us.
It is the set of the sails, not the direction of the wind that determines which way we will go.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.
Even a dead clock shows correct time twice a day. Be Positive.
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
You can if you think you can.
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Do not give up, The beginning is always the HARDEST.
Always Believe In Yourself, even when others don’t.
Whenever you fall, pick Something Up.
Silence is the Music of Wisdom.
I CAN is 100 Times more Important than IQ.
Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
I don’t care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this world to entertain everyone.
There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
AwesoME ends with ME…:)
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Excuse me.I found something under my shoes. Ohh it's ur attitude.
When I was born. Devil said..”Oh, Shit..!! Competition”.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

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Tuesday, 9 May 2017

{ NEW } sweet good morning messages | good morning wishes

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Pyari Si Sweet Si Need K Baad,
Raat K Kuch Hasin Lamho K Baad ,
Subhah K Kuch Naye Sapno K Shath,
Duniya Me Kuch Apno K Shath
Apko Pyara Sa Sweet Sa.
Good Morning
Tazi Hawa Mein Phulo Ki Mahak Ho,
Pahli Kiran Mein Chidiyon Ki Chahak Ho,
Jab Bhi Kholo Tum Apni Palkein,
Un Palkon Mein Bus Khushiyon Ki Jhalak Ho..
Have A Beautiful Day
Bus Stand
Railway Track
Jaha Par B Soye Huye Ho
Uth Jao Subah Ho Gai He.
"Good Morning"

Naye Din Ki Nayi Suhah Ka Naya Andaz,
Saare Din Ki Jholi Mein Kuchh Chhupe Hue Hain Raaz,
Tujhko, Mujhko Har Kisi Ko Milna Hai Kuchh Aaj,
Toh Aao Yaaron Khushi Khushi Karein Iss Din Ka Aghaaz..
Good Morning

Moon Is Doobing,
Sun Is uging,
Birds R Chillaying,
Hen Is Kukdukuing
Flowers R Khushbu Maaring,
Peacok Is Naaching
I m jaaging.

Wada kiya hai to zaroor nibhayenge,
Suraj ki kiran bankar chahat pe ayenge,
Hum hain to judayi ka gum kaisa,
Teri har subah ko phoolon se sajayenge.
Good Morning

Zindagi me 4 cheezien kabe be aa sakti he-
Dekho....aa gye na?

Subah ka mausam aur Aapki yaad,
Halki si thandak aur Chai ki pyaas,
Yaaron ki yaari aur Yaari ki mithas,
Shuru kijiye apna din meri Good Morning ke sath.
Good morning..

Khushiyon se bhari,
Phulon se dhaki
Khushbu me basi
Rango se saji
Taro me chupi
Sapno me dhali
Shabnam se dhuli,
Pyari c Subah mubarak.

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!

Gul Ne Gulfam Bheja Hai ,
Sitaro Ne Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Naya Din,
Hamne Advance Me Paigam
Bheja Hai.
Good morning.

Savere-savere Ho Khusion Ka
Mela, Na Logon Ki Parwah Na
Duniya Ka Jhamela,
Panchiyon Ka Sangit Ho Aur
Mausam Albela, Mubarak Ho
Aapko Ye Khubsurat Savera.
Good Morning...

Phulo Ke Khilne Ka Wqt Ho Gya,
Suraj K Niklne Ka Wqt Ho Gya,
Mithi Neend Se Jago Mere Dosto
Sapno Ko Haqiqat Me
Badalne Ka Waqt Ho Gaya.
Good Morning.

Good Morning..!
Ab Neeche Nashta
Dhond Rahe Ho Kya?
Ek Bar Keh To Diya
"Good Morning"

Dekha jo Mukhra khawab
Me chand sa,
Jagi Dil me Hasrat Roshni
Uski Ban Jaun,
Jo Lele Aapni Aghosh Me
Us Chand Ko,
subhA Ki wohi Kiran Ban
!!!..GOOD MORNING..!!!

Arz Kiya Hai,
Chai Ke Cup Se Uthte Dhuein Mein
Teri Shakl Nazar Aati Hai,
Tere Khyolon Mein Kho Kar Aksar
Meri Chai Thandi Ho Jaati Hai....
Good Morning....
Have A Nice Day....

"Subah Ka Ujaala Sadaa Saath ho,
"Har Din Har Pal Aapke liye khaas ho,
"Dil Se Duaa Nikalti hai Aapke liye,
"Saari khushiyaa Aapke Paas Ho.

Ye Subah Jitni Hasin Hai,
Utna Hasin Aapka Har Ek Pal Ho,
Jitni Bhi Khushiya Aapke Pass Aaj Hai,
Us Se B Jyada Kal Ho..
Good Morning and Have A Nice Day

Ae Item Chal Uth!!
Suraj Ugela H.
Chand Dubela H.
Mast Flower Khilela H.
Jhakas Mahol Banela H..
Bole To Apun Tere Ko
Rapchik Gud Morng Bhejela H!
Good Morning...!

Achhi morning
Beautiful morning
Careful morning
Dreamy morning
Early morning
Faithfully morning
Ye bi mai bolu
"Good Morning"

Subha subha ek paigam dena hai,
Aap ko subha ka pehla salam dena hai,
Guzare sara din app ka khushi se,
Aap ki subha ko ek naya naam dena hai,!good morning 

Phoolo ne amrit ka jam bheja hai,
Suraj ne gagan se salam bheja,
Mubark ho aapko nayi subha,
Tahe-dil se humne ye pegam bheja hai !
good morning

 good morning wishes
good morning wishes

Ankh khule to suraj ki roshni nazar aye
Phulon ki tazgi se dil mahak jaye
Chehre pe ek ajeeb si rangat chha jaye
Jab dost jage to usk sare sapne sach ho jaye.
good morning

Aye mamu chal uth suraj ugela hai,
chand dubela hai,
Murga chilla rela hai,
flower khil rela hai,
jhakas mahol benela hai,
bole to fultoos morning ho rela hai!!
good morning

raat bhar ka he mehmaan andhera,
kisi ke roke na ruka he savera,
raat jitni hi rangeen hogi,
subha utni hi haseen hogi,
good morning

Yahi tak tha saath hamara,
Intezar hi karte reh gaye hum tumhara…
Kab hogi is kambakhat mobile me roshani…
Aur kab aayega Good Mornning ka Sms tumhara..!!!

Good Morn......i...n....g..... India
Bapu bola Aaj sabko vinamrata se Good Morning karne ka,
Bole toh tension nahi lene ka, mast jeene ka.

Is nayi subah mein aapko
Babul ka dular
Munna Bhai ki Jhappi
Dhoom ki Bike
Don ki life Mile.
Good Morning!

Aap ki Har Subah Muskurati Rahe,
Har Shaam Gungunati Rahe.
Aap Jise Bhi Mile Aise Mile ki,
Aap ke Milne se hi Unka Chehra Khile.
Good Morning.

Taza hawa mein phool ki mahak ho
Pahli kiran mein chidiyo ki chahak ho
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palke
Un palko mein bus khushiyo ki jhalak ho
good morning

Subha ke phool khil gaye
Panchi safar pe chle gaye
Sare taare chup gaye
Kya aap apni neend se uth gaye.
Good Morning

"Utha le re Deva, utha le."
"Mere ko nahi re baba, Mere Dost ko utha le."
"Duniya se nahi re Deva,
NEEND se utha de re Deva...."

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ke saare gham jaao bhool....
Chaaron taraf ho sukh ka ujera,
Aisa ho aapka naya savera....
Good Morning!

Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho,
Phulon ki kaliya kacchi ho,
Hamari ye DOSTI sachi ho,
BHAGWAN se bas ek dua hai ki Mere DOST ki har

Subah Subah Suraj Ka Saath Ho,
Chah-Chahate Parindo Ki Aawaz Ho,
Saath Mein Coffee Aur Yaadon Mein Aap Ho,
Us Khushnuma Subah Ki Kya Baat Ho....
GooD MoRnInG...

Ek baat kehni hai tum se
Kisi se kahoge to nahi
Promise karo
To Dil Thham lo
Thaam liya
To Suno...

Good Morning!

Aaj pyari si SUBAH boli:
Uth dekh kya nazara hai....
Maine kaha ruk pehle msg bhej du uss DOST ko jo iss subah se bhi pyara hai.....

Moon is Doobing,
Sun is Oogging,
Birds are chillaying,
Hen is kukdukuing,
Flowers are khushbu maaring,
Peacock is Naaching,
All kahing to U GOOD MORNING....

HUM uth gaye hain...
JISNE bhi hame
Good morning karni ho,
line mein lag jao!
Token milega...
Kisi ne dhakka nahi marna hai! Ok...

Aap na hote toh hum kho gaye hote,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh toh aapko Good morning kehne ke liye uthe hai,
Warna hum toh abhi bhi so rahe hote....

Pearl of the Day:
Aap ki Har Subah Muskurati Rahe, Har Shaam Gungunati Rahe.
Aap Jise Bhi Mile Aise Mile ki, Aap ke Milne se hi Unka Chehra Khile.
Good Morning.

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good morning sms 

Yaatri kripya dhyaan de!
Aapki aankhon ki palkon ke Platform par aa chuki hai,
Passenger se Anurodh hai ki wo uth jaaye!

Subah Ko Satana Acha Lagta
Soye Hue Ko Jagana Acha Lagta
Jb Yad Aati H Kisi Ki
Use B Apni Yaad Dilana Acha
Good Morning.

Raat kaisi bhi ho Gam na karo
Din kaisa bhi ho ankhe nam
na karo Ek sitara Bano
Jagmagate raho. Yad karte raho
Aur yaad ate raho!!
Good morning...

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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Ek student ko teacher ke ek swal puchne pe thappar mara…
Teacher: student ke fail hone ki sbse badi wjah kya hoti hai…
Student: Har Fail Hone Waale Student Ke Peeche,
Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!
Jo SAALA Cheating Nahi
Karne Deta..
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano’n mai gunguna rahay hain
Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi

Golu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Golu : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

Akbar ne Birbal ko kuch aisa likhne ko kaha Jise khushi me padho toh gham ho,aur agar gham me padho toh khushi ho.

Birbal ne likha.

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Rj: Aap konsa gaana sunna pasand karoge??
Santa: Tu Hai Ki Nahi…Roy movie ka…
Rj: Kisko dedicate karna chahoge aap ye song???
Santa: CONGRESS ko….

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..
Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..
Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se BANDAR khela nhi krte.

Gym Status Fitness Quotes - Best Whatsapp Status

Gym Status Fitness Quotes - Best Whatsapp Status

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Everything is hard before it is easy....

Failure teaches success.....!!

Sweating at gym.

Do not debate just lift the weight…..

Workout Hard to make body Hard...

I am doing it for ME.Not for Any one...

Six packs coming soon....

Failure is only a temporary_Sucess is a Permanent..

Stop saying tomorrow_Tomorrow never come.

Exercise now and Make your life.

If U still look cute after the gym, you didn’t workout hard enough...

Hard Workout Give good Result at End...

This month’s diet is next month’s body...!!

Muscles are torn in the #gym_ fed in the kitchen and built in bed.

Don’t wish for it, workout for it.

“A” Is the only the difference between fit and fat.

Don’t Excuses burn calories....

Yr workout is my Warm up.


Everything is hard before it is easy....

Sweating at gym.

Do not debate just lift the weight…..

Workout Hard to make body Hard...

I am doing it for ME.Not for Any one...

Build your body, build your Personality..

If you don't live for something U will die for nothing

Six packs coming soon....

Stop saying tomorrow_Tomorrow never come.

Exercise now and Make your life.

Pain is weakness _leaving the body.

Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.

Your workout is my warmup.

There are seven days in a week and someday isn't one of them.

Strength Within, Pride Throughout

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

Winners Train, Losers Complain.

A winner never whines.

When it starts to hurt, thats when the set starts.


With great size comes great responsibility

Ain't nothing to it but to do it.

I'm not here to talk.

You don't demand respect, you earn it.

Good is not enough if better is possible.

If the bar ain't bending you're just pretending

Character is who you are when no one's watching

The best day to start exercising is today. Tomorrow can turn into weeks, months or years.

You are born weak and die weak, what you are in between those two periods of time is up to you.

I don't care how many reps you do, as long as you lift girl weights you'll get a girl body!

No one ever drowned in sweat.

I may not become perfect, but I sure as hell am going to come close.

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Every positive thought propels you in the right direction.

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.

On the other side of fear lies freedom.

Would you rather be covered in sweat the gym or clothes at the beach?

It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

Fitness is like marriage. You can't cheat on it and expect it to work.

Forget the glass slipper. This princess wears running shoes.

Make your dreams a reality.

Challenges are what makes life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is to turn around and say – watch me.

If not now, when?

A year from now, you're going to wish you had started today.

Destroy what destroys you.

Run like you stole something.

Life is like exercise. The harder it is, the stronger you become.

Turn a setback into a comeback.

To change your body, you must first change your mind.

That moment you hop on a machine after a dude and increase the weight. Love that!

Goals are just dreams with deadlines.

Suck it up and one day you won't have to suck it in.

Your mind gives up before your legs do.

When you go in search of honey, you must expect to get stung by some bees.

Change doesn't happen over night. Be patient.

Stop at never.

Food is fuel.

Embrace and love your body. Is the only one you'll ever have.

This beauty is a beast.

Be that girl that everyone looks at in the gym and says "I want her body."

Once you control your mind, you can conquer your body.

People will stare. Make it worth their while

I wish my Pinterest exercise board was a shopping cart. I'd take these legs, this ass & this cake.

A mile a day keeps the pounds away.

There is no force equal to that of a determined woman.

Act like a lady, lift like a boss.

You are not hungry. You are bored. Drink some water and learn the difference.

If no one thinks you can, then you have to.

Just do it. Then do it again.

Strive for progress, not perfection.

Working out is a reward, not a punishment.

If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.

If plan "A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 other letters. Stay cool.

If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes. We ARE racing.

There are some things that just aren't meant to be changed. Your body is not one of them.

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.

You're closer than you were yesterday.

If your food can go bad, it's good for you -If it can't go bad, it's bad for you.

It never gets easier, you just get stronger.

You will get a lot more compliments for working out than sleeping in. 

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APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

ne kaha
lehron se,
ne kaha
patto se,
ne kaha
kaliyon se,
kehta hun,
chal chal
aane de

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
U have successfully
learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

Dhaniya Rs. 3
Mirchi Rs. 4
Aaloo Rs. 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tomato Rs. 10
Palak Rs. 15

ye sab to mahanga
Par SMS to sasta

Phir karte kyo

Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai,
jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara,
purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...

Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo,
aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo,
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO,
usse b jyada aaye 2

plz jhoot bolna band karo...

Mobiles R irritating
rings every now & then,
recharging battery,
messages get delayed
but one thing i luv abt it,

it connects ME & U

Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

How much is 1 + 1 = ?
Are you still looking for the answer?

Shame on you!

Saturday, 15 April 2017

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kids love disneyland
men love paris
legends love Bihar

kids use horn
men use cycle bell
legends say side side..!!

kids love abd's sixes
men love yuvi's sixes
legends love narine's sixes

kids use facebook
me use instagram
legends use google+

kids lose pencil
men lose money
legends lose relationships..!!

kids : lets go to starbucks
men : lets go to ccd
legends : aao kabhi haveli pe..!!

kids do pooty in english toilets
men do pooty in indian toilets
legends do it on railway tracks..!!

kids crush
men girlfriend
legends half girlfriend

kids hate Chemistry
men hate Engineering
legends hate Studying

kids will use android
men will use normal phones
legends will use landlines..!!

kids book seat from travel agent
men book seat from make my trip
legends book seat by keeping their rumaal on seat..!!

kids : yes i m gonna vote
men : our votes matter
legends : ye bik gayi hai gormint

kids listen to honey singh
men listen to arijit singh
legends listen to jagjit singh..!!

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After 12th
kids take CA
men take MBBS
legends take Engineering

Goa is for Kids
Spain is for Men
Legends remain at home..!!

when parents scold
kids cry
men oppose
legends eat..!!

In the Morning
kids set alarm every 5 mins
men wake up early
legends go to sleep...

kids have crush
men have girlfriends
legends have breakups...

Kids watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Men watch Game Of Thrones
Legends watch Tarak Mehta Ka Ulta Chasma...

kids : wassup ?
men : how u doin ?
legends : aur hutiye kaisa h ?

kids watch star sports
men watch Mtv
legends watch Homeshop18...

kids use jio
men use vodafone
legends use WiFi Hotspot 😊😊

kids play clash of clans
men play GTA vice city
legends play ludo

kids love class girls
men love elder girls
legends love teachers..

kids : Can I hav ur phone number ??
men : Can I drop u somewhere ??
legends : Aao kabhi haveli pe..!!

kids brush with electric brush
men brush with normal brush
legends brush with finger..