Saturday, 1 April 2017

Best Funny VIVO IPL 2017 Jokes

 VIVO IPL 2017 Jokes

Judge:Your parents are divorced. You want to be with mom?
Kid:She beats me
Kid:He beats me too. I wanna be with IPL KKR Team, they never beat anybody

A cricket enthusiast had 3 signs in office labelled In, Out & LBW. A visitor asked ‘In’ and ‘Out’ is ok but what is LBW?
Owner Replied: Let the Bastards Wait.

Height of misunderstndng
IPL T20 Flash News!
All boys Performed well last night.
I was fully satisfied
– Shilpa Shetty.

What is the height of optimism ?
Kolkata Knight Riders coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

Lalit Modi was surrounded
by Preity, Shilpa, Katrina, Deepika
but now is surrounded
by the IT officials.
He has gone from the
Axe Effect to
the Tax Effect.

Sachin’s Son: Mom, look here dad hitting sixers all the way. Mom: Son, that is boost advertisement.

IPL team of computer engineers
1.Rajasthan recursion
2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants
4.Delhi dragging
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royalstack bangalore

Political Parties IPL Team 2021
BJP Bandits
Congress Cobras
CPI Cadres
Samajwadi Strikers
CPM Challengers
Trinamul Tigers etc.

What is similarity between IPL and Ramdev’s anshan?
Both are fixed!

Q. Why don’t IPL fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Somebody asked Rahul Gandhi while he was watching an IPL match, Which team are you supporting?
Rahul: Well, I am supporting AC Milan.

After Watching IPL Cricket
Guard: Gentleman Match Is Over Now
Why Are You Still Watching The Pavallion
Pappu: Actually I Am Waiting For Highlights

Q. Who has the easiest job in the IPL touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Who spent the most time at the crease in the KKR IPL Team? A. The lady who ironed the crickets clothes.

The Devils challenged the Angels to an IPL.
But we’ve got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Yes. But we’ve got all the team owners exclaimed The Devils.

Q: What did people start shouting when cricketer Aditya Tare fell on the pitch? Ans: Taare Zameen Par.

Q. What’s the most proficient form of footwork displayed by DD Players? A. The walk back to the pavilion.

There Was A Girl. She Painted KKR Logo On Her Face..
A Boy Kissed On Her Cheek & Said I Love KKR and SRK. I am just supporting the team!

Rajnikanth got bored from all the bad drama that IRL creates and broke its leg.
Now, it is called IPL.

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