Daily Funny Whatsapp jokes

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :
Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…
Girl: kia..fir..
Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..
Girl: achha fir
Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!
Girl: pankha
..
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Ladki: Pandit ji,
hawan karwana tha beti ke liye,
Pandit: Shaadi nahi ho rahi kya?
Ladki: Nahi, uski DP pe likes nahi aa rahe aajkal..!!

Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai..
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu..!! ?

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Boy and girl chatting on fb.
Boy : hi
girl : how are you ??
Boy : mai theek hu.. Thanks
Girl : maine poochha how are you ?
Boy : maine kahaa to mai theek hu
Girl : ek to english nahi aati aur oopar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne maine poochha how are you matab tum kaun ho ?
Boy : theek huu didi bas apna chhota bhai samjho hahahaha

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu





Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy


Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA
Have a Nice Day

1 ladki perfume laga k bus pe chadi. Ladke ne comment pass kiya.
Aajkal phenol ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ladki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

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